Friday, January 16, 2009

Welcome to the Pineapple Appreciation Group

Since the early 1800's a steadily growing group of people now referred to as Pineappleoligist have been researching the link between the Pineapple & the structure of reality.

The Pineapple (Ananas comosus), native to southern Brazil & Paraguay is thought to hold the ultimate answer to everything if Pineappleoligist are able to unlock the secrets of its two interlocking spirals, eight spirals in one direction, thirteen in the other; each being a Fibonacci number. The divergence angle of the spirals, approximately 137.51°, is the golden angle, dividing the circle in the golden ratio. Pineappleoligist believe the golden ratio is the path to the building blocks of reality itself.

Unfortunately research was set back when unwittingly a young Pineappleoligist Dr. P.A.Hoffman mixed pineapple with colada & introduced it to his colleagues. Shortly afterwards they felt compelled to have long walks in the rain.

Research did continue however & is now mostly carried out in an especially made facility, the Big Pineapple located in Queensland, Australia.

Although during the wet season all research is put on hold as Pineappleoligist continue the tradition of long walks in the rain, they do believe with public assistance the answer is near.

Joining this group will help realize the need to increase funding to Pineapple research & ultimately help solve the Theory of Everything.

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